2 blondes walked in to a building.... u thought one would've seen it..
been a long time between drinks little man where u hiding at....
did i get to much for u to handle?
giggles :P
yeah steve cuz bro man r u ok from lastnight wen u got 2 drunk n stoned n tryed hookn up wid bull u stuck ur finger in his arse and he bit ur balls n then u drove up da street u farted then kept farting for like 10min then shit was dripping down ur legs like a waterfall u pulled ova and u riped ur pants off n ran into the bush near the payphone passed out man u stunk ay sorry i didnt stop bull lickin ur ass for 20min it was for ur own good and dad drove up and went fuckin crazy n yelled im neva feeding u curry again u dirty little bit of prostate cancer n spued up in his car coz of aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll dddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaa ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt yeah n dis is farren nissen left his myspace on so im on it lol hahahahahahahahahaha im a bloody damn genious talkn when im drunk yeh im pretty drunk n we r all having a ball man im good come see me im still partyin we can play the xbox 360 together as 1 as a family as brother as lovers come on steve bro im bored as i got weed n drinks come down mine and we will go drive in my car n u can sit on the handbrake to prevent ur hot thai chilli curry blown ass alrite cya soon
I have an emo friend and i saw him today and i said "Hey emo man! its great that your still sticking around in the land of the living!" then i said "Hey emo! how do you get an emo out of a tree?" You cut the rope emo you cut the rope!"
He didn't laugh but i did.... i dont think emo's have feelings anyways..
How did invasion day go for u on the 26th?
steve you sexy mo fo
you have the hairiest ass i have never seen!
i will be at your house at 11 tomorrow morning. be up and ready to go shopping dammit!
peace.
If i was to fight any kind of animal.
I'd start with a turtle. Cause they would be a challange cause if i used a laser it would come back at me.. and they could frisbee themselves at me..
for this sake i'm gonna say smurfs are animals. i hate them! their bloody everywhere, every concert i went to this year there were always smurfs. Bloody smurfs i still out mudslid them at homebake.. losers!!
Then i'd fight osama bin laden.. but all i would do is casterate him by hanging him by his *woohoo* till it rotted off..
giggles Now i have a question for you.. its actually more of an issue than a question..
how do spaceman do poo's in space with all that zero gravity around.. and apparently on the grape wine (hate that song) i heard that they can't even fart or burp cause gas can't seperate in the body... so how u think they handle the calls of nature?
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ut oh, i know she wasn't supposed to put half-naked pics on her myspace page.. her parents are gonna be pissed!
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"i got a great girl that i will never let madd have"
um i JUST noticed that - can i just say GUESS WHO HAD HER TODAY!! huh punk? thats right - you can't be there EVERY day of the week.
watch your back buddy!
STEEEVVVVEEEEE WE'RE GOING TO THE SNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!
and there you will meet your ULTIMATE doom!
2 blondes walked in to a building.... u thought one would've seen it..
been a long time between drinks little man where u hiding at....
did i get to much for u to handle?
giggles :P
hey you!
it's been a while..
how are ya?
yeah steve cuz bro man r u ok from lastnight wen u got 2 drunk n stoned n tryed hookn up wid bull u stuck ur finger in his arse and he bit ur balls n then u drove up da street u farted then kept farting for like 10min then shit was dripping down ur legs like a waterfall u pulled ova and u riped ur pants off n ran into the bush near the payphone passed out man u stunk ay sorry i didnt stop bull lickin ur ass for 20min it was for ur own good and dad drove up and went fuckin crazy n yelled im neva feeding u curry again u dirty little bit of prostate cancer n spued up in his car coz of aaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll dddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaa ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt yeah n dis is farren nissen left his myspace on so im on it lol hahahahahahahahahaha im a bloody damn genious talkn when im drunk yeh im pretty drunk n we r all having a ball man im good come see me im still partyin we can play the xbox 360 together as 1 as a family as brother as lovers come on steve bro im bored as i got weed n drinks come down mine and we will go drive in my car n u can sit on the handbrake to prevent ur hot thai chilli curry blown ass alrite cya soon
I have an emo friend and i saw him today and i said "Hey emo man! its great that your still sticking around in the land of the living!" then i said "Hey emo! how do you get an emo out of a tree?" You cut the rope emo you cut the rope!"
He didn't laugh but i did.... i dont think emo's have feelings anyways..
How did invasion day go for u on the 26th?
hey how are you
PEANUT!
steve you sexy mo fo
you have the hairiest ass i have never seen!
i will be at your house at 11 tomorrow morning. be up and ready to go shopping dammit!
peace.
i like to wear shower caps. i think theyre cool.
hey dude, thanks for the add!! did ur quiz: Have to say, I do believe its a bit off!! LOL Im not a big coke fan....
.... You scored as Cocaine. Be careful, this drug is very addicting, and you can build a tolerance quickly.
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Cocaine
....................81%........Ecstacy
....................69%........Alcohol
....................56%........Inhalents
....................50%........Mushrooms
....................44%........Marijuana
....................31%........None!
....................25%..........What's your ideal drug?
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oh would u look who it is.......
hey fuker
wats crakn??
xoxoxo burger
hey dude, hows it goin? when did u get a myspace?
If i was to fight any kind of animal.
I'd start with a turtle. Cause they would be a challange cause if i used a laser it would come back at me.. and they could frisbee themselves at me..
for this sake i'm gonna say smurfs are animals. i hate them! their bloody everywhere, every concert i went to this year there were always smurfs. Bloody smurfs i still out mudslid them at homebake.. losers!!
Then i'd fight osama bin laden.. but all i would do is casterate him by hanging him by his *woohoo* till it rotted off..
giggles Now i have a question for you.. its actually more of an issue than a question..
how do spaceman do poo's in space with all that zero gravity around.. and apparently on the grape wine (hate that song) i heard that they can't even fart or burp cause gas can't seperate in the body... so how u think they handle the calls of nature?
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hey hows it goin
hello arch nemesis! your girlfriend is a sex god and i strive to break up your relationship and have her all to myself.
the battle is only beginning.