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NSA wiretaps unborn granddaughter

What has two thumbs and likes to fuck? My daughterPippi.


Sheis stationed in Mosul and has been raped four times by US military personnel. They have taken advantage of her innocence, kindness, generosity and willingness to help. She is shown here (below)in nineteen ninety nine smiling but she is not smiling now. Please send her home now, Donald Rumsfeld!



Dick Cheney alsoknows I will do anything to have my little girl returned to the safety of our homeland. He knows because I havewritten him letters five times! But he is once again using Pippi'swidely publicized rape as an opportunity to fuck with me! Today he sent this email to my office and he doesn't even know how to spell Viagera:



"I am a64 year old male and in good health except my heart, but realized a while back that sometimes I had a hard time maintaining an errection. I am married, but I do date a lot and I believe many times the problem was due to anxiety and pressure to perform with someone new. I bought Vjaggra onlineand decided to give it a go. WOW WOW WOW it kicked in after about 20-30 minutes and that was just perfect, as I knew where the evening was going. Your daughteris a beautiful woman with a great body and I did not think I needed it with her, but let me just say After the 5th time I am not kidding ;) she said: Please no more lol unbelievable. It was like being a teenager over again. Amazing!" - Dick Bruce Cheney


TMI. Is it viagera you are on, Mr. Vice President, or methamphetamine? That's for the troops, not for you, you fucking tweaker. Go fuck yourself mister Cheney and keep your fucking hands off my daughter or I will find you and justice will be meted out by my hands and mine alone, motherfucker. With all due respect, I will fight back in my daughter's name, with all due respect and I do not like the microscopic camera at the end of your dick that you use to spy on my daughter's unborn child..


Here is another message he sent me today. Is this "super-sexy co-worker" my daughter? I am going to be sick:


"I started having an affair with a younger, supersexy coworker about two months ago. I was very nervous and had tremendous anxiety about going to bed with her. Sure enough, the first time we tried I could not perform. I felt worthless and could not believe that I blew an opportunity to be with a woman so incredibly beautiful. I decided to get some Vjaagra online and give it a try. The next time we were together things were wonderfully different. My cock was hard enough to cut through diamonds and I couldn't believe how full and swollen it was. We had great sex that day and have continued to do so. It is my little secret, but I want to share with other men that Vjaagra does work. P.S. If you have a problem, try Vjaagra, it is great." - Dick Bruce Cheney

Go fuck yourself mister Cheney and keep your fucking hands off my daughter. Go fuck yourself in the face.

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