Ain’t no woman like the one i got..
I wanna meet her.
I wanna give her sexy time explosion.
I wanna to be the "who's the deuche bag boyfriend" in the background of paparazzi pictures.
I'm sure she lives in NYC, and someone on here has to know her or someone who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone....
I think it really is love. Something about broads with big heads makes me gaga! I want her to put a huge dent in my pillow. And i would buy her new turtle necks every time she stretched one out.
Although i do have a theory that all famous people have STD's....this could change everything.