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Ain’t no woman like the one i got..

I love Julia Stiles.

I wanna meet her.

I wanna give her sexy time explosion.

I wanna to be the "who's the deuche bag boyfriend" in the background of paparazzi pictures.




I'm sure she lives in NYC, and someone on here has to know her or someone who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone....

I think it really is love. Something about broads with big heads makes me gaga! I want her to put a huge dent in my pillow. And i would buy her new turtle necks every time she stretched one out.


Although i do have a theory that all famous people have STD's....this could change everything.

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  • STAR

    not your type, sorry buddy I have to be blunt, but good laugh anyways

    3 years ago
  • Some Oops Upside My Hea…

    You know it's in her contract that she has to have a love scene with a brutha in every movie she does, right?

    4 years ago
  • Rachael

    h...it worked for me, and obviously Julia as well as other famous brauds such as Helen Hunt! So you know what? F*uck all the haters..love yourself and work what ya got! xoxo to you Davey!

    4 years ago
  • ★☆★RASTA GAL★☆★

    LMAO!! Davey, U are soooooooo silly, lol!!
    She does have a big-azz head!!
    I should kno, I got one, too...

    4 years ago
  • Mysteri Johnson-Ussery

    Wow I never really paid attention, she does have a really big head...A really big head and small breasts, poor girl...and she might have a std, sux for her...

    4 years ago

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