Putting the Caughter back in Slaugi! ™©
Jiggens .
Jiggens . so Cry me a Fucking River, BITCH! ((you wanna know Love? What if it Crushed your Fucking Chest?))

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20 years old
Sydney
Australia



Last Login: 10/15/2009
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    Putting the Caughter back in Slaugi! ™© 's Interests
General"Broken Hearts never Mend, but Fools never Move On!"

"everything you Love dies Tonight!"

"is Pride alone enough to Die for?"

"i am body Without mind. i am nothing without Her."

"this is Your life and its Ticking away, one minute at a Time."
Music+Hardcore+
-Parkway Drive
-The Agony Scene
-Bleeding Through
-Caliban
-Psychostick

+Heavy Metal+
-Avenged Sevenfold
-Edge of Sins
-Soilwork
-Ill Nino
-Old Man's Child
-Trivium

+Metal+
-Iced Earth
-Metallica
-Guns n Roses
-Iron Maiden
-Velvet Revolver

+Pop/Punk+
-Blink182
-Good Charlotte
-Sum41
-Plus44
-Maroon5

+Emo+
-My Chemical Romance
-Fallout Boy
-The Used
-Funeral for a Friend
-30 Seconds to Mars
-The Spill Canvas
-Angels & Airwaves

+HipHop+
-Eminem
-Bliss N Eso
-Hilltop Hoods
-Xzibit
-50 Cent

+Other+
-Celine Dion
-Bryan Adams
-Bon Jovi
-Chicago
-The Offspring
-Goodnight Nurse

+Much More+
((that doesnt even begin to sum up all i listen to, thats just a few of the bands you're more likely to have heard of before)).
MoviesFear and Loathing
Green Street Hooligans
A Soldier (hectic toddlo!)
Requiem for a Dream
American History X
Donnie Darko
Fight Club
TelevisionScrubs
Spongebob
Invader Zim
House
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Futurama
BooksReading: Digital Fortress.
Author: Dan Brown.
Genre: Crime Thriller.

+Books+
-the 'Black Jewel' trilogy;
. daughter of the blood
. heir to the shadows
. queen of the darkness
-the 'Tir Alainn' trilogy;
. pillars of the world
. shadows and light
. the house of gaian
-the 'Riftwar' saga;
.magician
.silverthorn
.a darkness at sethanon
-The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
-F2F
-Hatchet
-Eragon
-The Sum of All Fears
-The Vampire Chonicles
-Lord of the Rings
-The Hobbit

+Authors+
-Anne Bishop
-Raymond Feist
-Douglas Adams
-Issac Asimov
-Anne Rice
-Ian Flemming
-Phillip Finch
-J.R.R. Tolkein

+Genres+
-Fantasy
-Fiction
-Science Fiction
HeroesDaemon SaDiablo
Batman!
Peter Pan
Chuck Norris.
Miggens. ((R.i.P))
The Cougar.
dani.

For The Uglies A Letter To The Ugly People Of Myspace:

Dear Ugly People,

I know it is difficult being ugly. I know life has put you through the wringer. I know you haven't had the same opportunities that the beautiful people always have. And, above all, I know that the anonymity of the internet represents a tempting and tangible solution to the social boundaries of your homely appearance; and I shall describe your solution thusly:

If you can find one - just ONE picture of yourself, taken from that exact right angle, with the exact right lighting, where you look even passably hot, you can put that up as your default MySpace photo and trick people into taking a closer look when they see your little icon pop up on someone's friend list. Your little tiny advertisement of yourself, targeting would-be suitors. Your miniature first impression that screams to the world, "Click on me! Read about me! Give me a few moments of your precious time so I can impress you with my eclectic list of favorite films! Look how hot I appear to be in my little square! CLICK IT!"

Your little square indeed... Your little square of LIES!

Maybe you're the fat girl with her body cropped out and her head tilted just-so where you can't see her double chin. Maybe you're the balding guy with a hat on, or the "look I'm a rock star" sunglasses so you can't see his creepy, beady little eyes, or the crow's feet that make him look suspiciously older than 23. Maybe you're even the girl with sexy eyeliner, done up in some hipster dress, but the picture has just the right amount of "arty" motion blur to cover up the truth. Or maybe you're that person who is looking slightly away from the camera, placing the emphasis on their hip haircut rather than their beastly features.

Whoever you are, you're not fooling anyone! Because eventually, dear friends, once your deception has pulled us in for a closer look and the verdict of your hotness remains uncertain; and once we've glanced over your carefully-assembled list of favorite bands and witty one-line about how you're looking for someone to make pancakes with at 3 am or something stupid like that... Eventually, my friends, we're going to click on those other photos. You know, the ones that show you in the telling light of a flash bulb, or from the other 359 angles where you DON'T look hot, at all. Eventually, we are going to click those, and you will anger us with your deceit. You will cause us to scowl, and say things like "Damn, he looked kinda hot in his main photo." And then, like a deceptive junk e-mail with a subject line ambiguous enough to warrant an investigative click, you will be discarded. Cast into the ocean of ones and zeros, never to be thought of again.

I come to you with a plea, ugly people: Stop wasting our time. You're not fooling anyone. As difficult as it may be, I implore you to spare us that precious thirty seconds it takes to determine your hotness (or lack thereof). I implore you to spare my mouse buttons the extra wear they incur from all that extra clicking, only to be disappointed. Mostly, I implore you to think of the hurt you're causing. The disappointment to so many... Be honest, ugly people, and don't try to look hot in your default photo. Sooner or later, we will find the truth. And we will be mildly annoyed.


How much are you worth?
Groups: Trivium PartyPool's Closed.Fuck Straight EdgeEdge Of Sins Sexy AfterpartiesAvenged Sevenfold - Australia

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     Putting the Caughter back in Slaugi! ™© 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lund, Sweden
Body type:6' 0" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:High school
Occupation:Audio-Electronic Technician
Income:Less than $30,000

   Putting the Caughter back in Slaugi! ™© 's Schools
Mosman High School
MOSMAN, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2005 to 2005
Northern Beaches Secondary College
CROMER, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2003 to 2004
Northern Beaches Secondary College
BALGOWLAH, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2002

   Putting the Caughter back in Slaugi! ™© 's Networking
Music - Performance - Guitar
I play a Fender Strat. Very well. Now break this shit down!
Music - Performance - Vocals
I sing. I scream. I roar. And I look damn good while doing it.



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About me:



..and ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
...hope is a very dangerous thing to lose...



~{from half a headphone as a mic, and a busted boom box}~
~{to rockin' the spot from sydney to the fucking boondocks}~
~{but through all the years, and the brew and the beers}~
~{i'm just a kid on the bus, headphones glued to his ears}~




128812958 // last update: 12~04~2008

general.
my name is john but call me jiggens cos, just like
everyone else on earth, i hate my name. i love people
most of the time, but occasionally and randomly i get
shy... i have no idea why. i fucking love hugs. i play
and love my guitars as well. i go out almost
every night partying with my friends, i smoke more
cones than most people i know. i am the best liar you
know, and the last person that would ever lie to you.
i am an exhibitionist, if you dont know what that
means.. fuck, im not gonna be the one to tell you..
go look it up if you care that much. if you do know what
it is and have a problem with that, go tell your mummy,
because i promise you.. i dont care.
on the 28/12/06 i quit smoking both ciggies and bongs...
and i have smoked both constantly since then...
reason? because fuck straightedge!
cones!!

love.
why do i always fuck it up? you are the most
beautiful person in every way that i will ever know,
im sorry.

labels.
i hate stereotypes, but unlike most (note i said most,
not all) of the dimwits on this site, im not going to
say that and then go off and stereotype everyone i see
today, then get home and cut the back of my hair short,
dye my fringe and try and squeeze into my new pants to
make sure they fit so i can wear them to town hall
tomorrow. i actually truthfully do hate stereotypes so
dont even bother, if you try to stereotype me the
closest your gonna get is "hobo"... well either that
or "god", because i dont follow all your stupid trends, i
wear whatever i find on the floor in my room in the
morning and i shit you not, i still look better than
the fuzzy little cxnts that wake up and take 2 hours
to get ready to go out because god forbid their hair isnt
perfectly straightened or their eyeliner is smudged.

dress sense of a gangsta, brain of a rocket scientist,
lungs of a stoner, voice of a rockstar, tagging it up
oldschool lad, heart of a broken lover, personality of
a social outcast, musical taste of a metalhead.. but
ill listen to anything that sounds good, money of a 10
year old, maturity of an elder, poetic emo... morals
and mentality that noone else can match..
go ahead, stereotype me.

hobbies.
my favorite passtime is computers... anything about
them, games, programming, helping other people with
them, setting them up, pulling them apart, instant
messaging, listening to music... basically, if i am at
home, there is a 99% chance im on my computer. i run
linux for most things and windows for games. i also love
my guitars as i said before, and most of the time that
i'm at my computer one of my guitars is sitting on my
lap.

band.
go check out Edge of Sins,
one of australias biggest upcoming metal/hard rock
acts. i dont play an instrument, but who the hell
needs to when you have guitarists like those boys. im
on vocals, and believe me, i do it well. i know
we have no songs on our page as yet, which will be
changed soon, but either way, keep an eye out for us
and be sure to come show some support if you ever hear
were playing near you.

quiz.
what shade of green am i:emrald green.
deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly
gets me. inside, i am very emotional and moody, though i
dont let it show. people usually have a strong reaction
to me... profound love or deep hate. but i can even get
those who hate me to come around. theres something
naturally harmonious about me.

favorite two.
colours.green (grey))
countries.australia (canada))
numbers.72 (13))
animals.bird (cat))
foods.tacos (kebabs))
drinks.pepsi (solo))
drugs.marajuana (ketamine))
ciggies.marlboro red (winfield blue))
alcohols.smirnoff double-black (B.A. Beer))
genres.heavy metal (hardcore))
bands.avenged sevenfold (bleeding through))
movies.lord of the rings trilogy (ring of the niebelungs))
books.black jewel trilogy (eragon))

likes.
computers
motorbikes
guitars
music
violence
drugs
silver jewellery
parties
night-time
rain
blackouts
make-up
long hair
imperfection
pride in imperfection
4:20pm
biting
bondage
hair dye
moshing
trust
truth
beauty
black
innocence
people that can be bothered reading my whole profile

dislikes.
rapists
people who use people
attention seekers
gold jewellery
porn
masturbation
tounge piercings
being sober
acoustic guitars are the devil
religeon
self mutilation
flip-phones
converse all-stars
emo jeans
goon
capital letters
layout designers and people that use them. rant()
people that call panic! at the disco emo. rant{}

rant (
ffs people if you want a nice profile put the
fucking effort in and learn html, its easier
than slicing tomato. (literally).
)

rant {
seriously... get a fucking life you naieve
twats. the most emo line in any of the 12 songs i know by
them is "baby gimme a break". honestly the thing is youve
probably never heard them before in your life.
am i right? let me guess... one of your oh-so-wannabe-gothic
friends told you they were emo and you just ate it
up because god forbid they call you emo.. how
embarrassing would that be! oh by the way im not emo
(at least not by the sterotypical definition), far from
it actually. seriously, look at the rest of my dislikes
list, almost half of the things on it are emo
artifacts. im just so over the fact that emo-hating has
become more of a trend than emo was originally. you people
just really need to get over the race for acceptance
and realise that, granted you could walk past a group
of them and think human cloning was finally legalised,
no matter how alike they look they are all different
people with different personalities, and most of them
are actually really amazing people. think about it
realistically, the reason you hate emos in the
first place is most likely because it was such a huge
trend and you are just trying to prove to that same
oh-so-wannabe-gothic friend how non-conformist you
are. right again? thought so. you got so fucking shot down.
}

Who I'd like to meet:
Spleen.

My Top12:
just letting everyone know, my top 12 isnt really
a top 12... its 3 different top 4's.. trippy, huh?

line 1 - top 4 [boys]
line 2 - top 4 [girls]
line 3 - top 4 [bands]
line 4/5 - people that dont make top4 but still
much deserve a spot in my topfriends.

oh, and to people that keep complaining about how
far down my friends list they are;
get over it. your lucky your on my friends list at
all. i have a fair few friends, and about 90% of
them arent even on the list. so suck it up and
take it like a man! i love you enough to let the
whole world of myspace know that your my friends,
and its pretty offensive if you complain about that..


.....
:[...would it be okay if i took your breath away?...]:



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 Avenged Sevenfold 


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Aug 10 2009 10:38 AM

Photobucket won't let me show you our awesome flyers we've got for our shows coming up coz it's a fucking wanker so I'll just have to tell you.

Sept 4 @ East Brunswick Club with awesome bands.

Sept 12 @ Musicland with more awesome bands!

Come along, they're going to be awesome!
On Paradise Boulevard(BIRMINGHAM 2NITE)

On Paradise Boulevard(BIRMINGHAM 2NITE)
Online Now!


Jul 13 2009 10:18 AM

hey you what is your story..everyone has a story :)
my hands are hurting ah..but it doesn't matter your worth the pain I want to personally thank you for even giving us a chance..so many bands on myspace!

thanks for that :)
Starlight Theatre *New Blog*

Starlight Theatre *New Blog*



May 27 2009 4:30 AM

Hopefully we can make it out to your area someday soon :)
Ally

Ally Hall



May 1 2009 5:04 AM

Just showing some love xx




Get Your Own LED Scroller now!
Susan

Susan



Apr 30 2009 7:09 AM

hey feral you still myspacing?
...ALEX i do this for ESKAE

...ALEX i do this for ESKAE



Feb 16 2009 12:14 AM

havnt seen u in a while...wats been happening my friend...
T o a s t.

Teri Norris



Feb 11 2009 9:22 AM

I've been very well thankyou dear John. Hope all is well for you?
I shall be visiting everyone sooon, hope to see you!
EDGE OF SINS

EDGE OF SINS



Feb 2 2009 4:07 AM

NEW TRACKS up now, Go Check them out =D

- Edge Of Sins
A Curse Of Silence - SEEKING GUITARIST

A Curse Of Silence - SEEKING GUITARIST



Feb 2 2009 3:55 AM

lol yo dude check out the new tunes !
EDGE OF SINS

EDGE OF SINS



Feb 2 2009 3:40 AM

it suuuure is ;)
A b i j a H

Abijah Rado



Jan 26 2009 8:36 PM

Morning
Mooglepeep...

Melitus Chode



Jan 21 2009 10:18 AM

uuh I work most weekends..
I am working the entire 3 day weekend this coming one.
uuh.. iono lemme know when is best for you!
CHRIS

chris benisch



Jan 20 2009 10:11 PM

duuuuude


so excited to hear it!
Mooglepeep...

Melitus Chode



Jan 8 2009 10:50 AM

we still on for saturday ferret picnic of joy?
xx
Mooglepeep...

Melitus Chode



Jan 5 2009 1:12 AM

sweet as bro..
Gotta check my work times...
I think the next day I have off is Saturday or we could meet Wednesday afternoon or Thursday mornin.
It's cause Alison came into my work and I asked how you were going, she said you were having some troubles with your missus, and told us Richard died, I am so sorry to hear that by the way.
I hope you are alright and I would give you my new number if I knew what it was lol..
xxx
Mooglepeep...

Melitus Chode



Jan 4 2009 11:25 PM

Hey man!
I'm thinking we should have a catch-up ferret picnic, where we gather the ferrets together and they run around while we keep an eye on them and catch up.
Hope all goes well for you!
xx
˜°·.-SANDSTROM-.·°˜

Mathew Sandstrom



Jan 2 2009 12:57 AM

haha im good, yeah dude you were gooooooooooooooooooooone yesterday hahaha work at 3 am thismorning was SUCH A TREK with a hangover n shit hahaha
EDGE OF SINS

EDGE OF SINS



Dec 3 2008 7:10 AM

Now its time to finish you once and fo- DOO DEE DoO dEe DOOOOO!!!!!!!

Fuck that never gets old!
I deleted everyone coz I no longer use myspace

I deleted everyone coz I no longer use myspace



Nov 15 2008 10:55 AM

haven't seen you in ages...
what's been happening? how are ya?

:)
Emlaayyy

Emlaayyy



Nov 9 2008 8:54 AM

Emily & Sophies joined 17th!!
Next weekend..Saturday November 15 ,Little Manly
Spread the word it will be big !
message for questions <3 x
Olly - Choppin limbs

Olly Moore



Sep 23 2008 1:37 PM

whats your steam ID? lets kill motherfuckers motherfucker
.+*Tigerlilly*+.

.+*Tigerlilly*+.



Sep 11 2008 4:53 PM

HAHAHA YES!
JIGGGGGEEEENNNSSS
you poem is perfect just a kid on the bus with his headphones in his ears, its the best thing i have seen in a while made my day, evertime i see you you have those headphones on!.
How have you been hope your seeing the better side of life i seen alison for a while the other day i mite come to the after of hers.
Havent seen elsa and you as well for a while wouldnt mind a catch up.
ttyl
x
Jesseee.[BVB]

Jesse Graham



Aug 7 2008 2:37 AM

Time for Chilli.

































































































































And possibly sex.
Doctor Fungi

Doctor Fungi



Aug 5 2008 5:50 AM

Hey, how are you going?

If you are free tonight come & check us out at Manly Fishos. We are playing in a band comp.

Doors open @ 7 - $10 - ALL AGES!

Hope to see you there

Cheers


Doctor Fungi - Shane, Abijah, Ed & Will
CHRIS

chris benisch



Aug 4 2008 3:35 AM

sup jiggens
how r ya man
just got back from homebush had regional athletics carnival

fkun trek hah
where do u work


i'm about to go into work aswell

then doing construction workplacement for the next fucking week


have a good one man
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