Jordy Fox

Bio:

About me:


I make a $200 a year doing stand-up comedy. One guy told me that I needed to bring the heat when it came to comedy, and I almost stabbed him. I sleep five hours a day. I stopped reading, except for the Sports page. I excercise alot. I try to be nice to people, but I really hate people. I scored a 760 on my SAT. I felt like a real baller. Would have gone straight to the NBA draft, because I was academically ineligable. But I wound up cheating on the SAT's, so it was all cool. I never go to movies. I love NHL hockey, the NFL is gay. I can only cook one dish, Turkey Tacos. It makes women take their cloths off. There is a large Korean man screaming at me in my head. I listen to good music. I drink wine and I like to smoke cronage. My godmother is from Cuba. She taught me broken Spanish.


Who I'd like to meet:


Fake people. Girls who don't put out. Aggressive pimps. People who don't smoke weed. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Steroid Users. Juror ..8 in the Scott Peterson trial. Lesbians who love men. Anyone from France. Chaka Khan. Women who don't cry after sex. Abusive alchoholics. Runaways. People who want to see stand-up comedy.


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Member Since:

March 03, 2005

Members:

GENERAL


Ice Hockey, Nature, Art, Concerts, The Ocean, Traveling, Stand-up Comedy, Eating, Partying, Running, Raquetball, Dogs, Women





MUSIC


Kings of Leon, Supergrass, Granddaddy, The Trills, Wilco, The Zutons, The Clash, Franz Ferdinand, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Queens of the Stoneage, Bob Dylan, Eagles of Death Metal, Radiohead, Trail of Dead, Pearl Jam, Alice and Chains, Nirvana, Phish, White Stripes, The Strokes, The Libertines, Dandy Warhols, Super Furry Animals, Flaming Lips, Aracade Fire, Death Cab for Cutie, Modest Mouse, REM, The Stills, U2





MOVIES


Better Off Dead. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Millers Crossing. Fargo. American Beauty. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Shining. Royal Tenebaums. Full Metal Jacket.





TELEVISION


I don't like TV. Reality TV sucks. Sitcoms suck lately. What happened to using stand-up comics in sitcoms, instead of lame, boring decent looking actors.





BOOKS


I don't read books





HEROES


Wayne Gretzky and 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team





GROUPS


310 area , Los Angeles , The Crooked Bar Alumni , DON'T YOU HATE PANTS TOO? , The Hollywood Improv , Comedy_Lovers , Comics , My Horizontal Life

Influences:

Jordy Fox's Details
Status:
single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Los Angeles
Body type:
5' 8" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Jewish
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
Income:
$75,000 to $100,000

Record Label:

Unknown Indie