Rob

I have quite a few: Art(It's what gives humanity hope)History(It's been one hellava trip so far),Football(SEAHAWKS!!!!!),Music(It's the only thing that tells me we're all connected to someone else in some way be it an entire song or one simple line and YOU ALL know what I'm talking about),Archery(I like to hunt but only with a Bow it requires much more skill),Religions of the world and different cultures, Politics(It's your duty to live here to pay attention to what our government is doing in order to remain free), Comic Books(I'm kind of a dork LOL) I love movies and interesting conversation but let's be real everyone has a story to tell some good some bad but all entertaining in some respect. I like Airplanes too all kinds! Things that fly amaze me. Irony(You should ask me to tell you a story about irony sometime) I think it's life's way of telling you everything will be fine. My Kids by far are the most infectiously young influence in my life they allow me to keep my amazement for awhile longer. Random facts of absolutely USELESS knowledge, Jokes the best of truckstop comedy and anyone that has been SO pissed off they couldn't do anything else but put it on stage. Driving around with someone else in the car. Smoke in the evening after a long day. Driving an entire day to see old friends. Parties with masks. Ghosts(ask me me theory sometime It'll blow you mind) Animals Go to your local Zoo if nothing else but to make sure they're doing a good job. My spirit. Things that inspire people as well as myself. Truly Honorable people. Wandering thru antique shops with friends. Big Lunches. Falling asleep on a rainy day, Rainy Days. Playing Guitar. Getting fuckin hammered and playing AIR Guitar. Telling people that irritate me why they irritate me. Conspiracy Theories Aliens(are you kidding? WE ARE NOT ALONE) Dinosaurs(Why stop liking something you loved as a kid) Warmachine/Hordes(Chess on Steroids) Werewolves(Vampires suck!....yes pun intended), Puns. Chicks who Kick ass(Trish Stratus & Stacy Keibler you rock!) Anime, old Kung Fu flicks(The worse the overdub the better) Watching People and making up timelines for them or trying to figure out who lives or dies in the apocalypse. Tattoos. Badass Cars. People who take pride in their work(No matter what it is those people need to be told they're doing a good job) Running through the woods, My Family History other peopel's family history. Wolves(I am one). Quirky Insanity. Forcing complete strangers to have a conversation about nothing. Finding Individuals who fuckin rock, generally as a rule I hate people but I love individuals. Music playing it and listening. Sex...really who doesn't have an interest in sex. lesbians I understand you and you rock girls! Writing all kinds of stuff from short stories about homicidal telemarketers to poems and dirges. Telling people that I'm going to offend them and then offending them(the warning makes it funny and takes the sting out of it a bit) Sarcasm. Guys who flex nuts(those poor deluded bastards crack me the fuck up lol)Old People..could do without the smell though. Darts anyone find it odd that it's a common bar game? Sharp objects that you're supposed to hurl and liquor hmmm? trying to find a practical use for diagramming a setence in real life(DAMN YOU HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH FOR WASTING AN HOUR OUT OF EVERYDAY OF MY TEENAGE YEARS!!!) Swords, I'm so prepared for a zombie invasion, zombie invasions. People who discuss the best course of action in a zombie invasion(Walmart I'm telling you Walmart!)Speaking of walmart try this download the Mission Impossible theme song into your Ipod and go grocery shopping it's a blast I'm telling you! Dreaming you should see some of the stuff that dances through my head...or maybe not