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Rob Delaney
People who film things with an iPad in public have foul-smelling, misshapen genitals.
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Rob Delaney
.@MittRomney Have you thought about doing a podcast?
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Rob Delaney
Jahar-Jahar Binks?
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You're a soft G, bro.
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I wear makeup.
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Rob Delaney
What's next, the nerd who invented the microwave is gonna tell me to call my mom my dad? #NOBAMA
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.@PeTA My neighbour Sarah McLachlan is selling "pupcakes" (cupcakes made of puppy meat) out of her Subaru. What should I sing at her?
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.@ZacEfron my wife got her 3rd late fine this month from the library .i can't live this way. wanna grab a yogurt?
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I bet it smelled awful in the Love Shack.
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Rob Delaney
"It's fun to wear bracelets!" - Johnny Depp
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.@DrPhil i 'want fuck nice lady ?
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#NYC - Come to my shows. No Mexicans. Tickets: http://t.co/Hk0f1pwu8s 🚂
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Rob Delaney
I want to get to know your mom.
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Rob Delaney
If I had to pick my favorite Irish sports show, I'd PROBABLY go with the hilarious @SecondCaptains. It's hot shit.
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Rob Delaney
The Fast & Furious guys keep baby wipes in their glove compartments for when they cum all over their car because they're so good at driving.
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Looks like Ray Manzarek finally checked into that big "Hotel California" in the sky…
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I'm available to chaperone proms.
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If cities are a country's brain, and national parks are its heart, are malls its malignant poo tumors?
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Rob Delaney
Motion to call really big boobs "thudders."
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Rob Delaney
I just saw a VERY FUNNY, UNIQUE movie for both #teens & adults. Kings of Summer. Naughty trailer: http://t.co/PoBnqgCmg0
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